Sports

The National Sport
The national sport of AAPOF is table football! The very first football legend was Mcpeeze the Unbeatable. Many tried and failed to beat her until three of her main opponents banded together to form the Anti-Mcpeezists! Their motto was Destroing Charlize's winning streak! Their chant was Destroy! Destroy what? Charlize's winning streak! Alyssa, Jenny and Maggie tried very hard and EVENTUALLY beat Mcpeeze! After this defeat the legend became a legacy and started training and coaching the next generation of legends. The Anti-Mcpeezists went their separate ways. Mcpeeze is now refereeing all major championship games. Mcpeeze the Unbeatable is still a common household term and people use it in sentences like: "You're not THAT good, who do you think you are, Mcpeeze the Unbeatable?". It's the second most commonly used term in AAPOF, in front of coochie-woochie and behind the Queen.

(AHAHAHHA we played table football a lot)